Endurance Wank

An act of masturbation that exceeds 40 minutes.

When no one is coming home until the early hours of the morning and you are bored. Endurance wanking fills plenty of time.

by Alex Jackson (Hairy) November 2, 2008

Wank Pheasant

The worst of the fucking worst. Your average dickhead is just a wanker, but when you pull out "Wank Pheasant", it's pretty much the worst thing you can say to a man, the male equivalent of calling a woman a cunt, basically. A man who should have his oxygen privileges revoked.

Donald Trump is an asshole, but Mike Pence is a true Wank Pheasant.

by AC Sativa December 3, 2016

Wank-tastic

The feeling of elation when something is so good it makes you want to cream yourself

A: I get free Mixed Grills at Harvester for 6 months
B: Wank-tastic!

by Pete January 30, 2005

Glory wank

A ritual performed when an individual has succeeded at something. Consists of a lengthy session of masturbation.

Rob had a glory wank after getting an A in his math homework.

by Glorywankerman August 18, 2009

Drunk Wank

usually involves coming home alone after a heavy night drinking and masturbating over a good looking guy you added to the wank bank while out drinking and then mid-wank losing feeling in your legs and trundling over the coffee table, face first into french window, cock in hand with Chinese take away everywhere!

"Dude, i cant remember anything from last night except for a having drunk wank"

by drunk wanker November 4, 2011

Frank Wank

Handjob

Wanna give me a Frank Wank?

by qbz23 May 21, 2009

retro-wanking

This is when you jack off to the thought or image of old TV stars, maybe from when you were a teenager and porn was in short supply.

"I was watching Charlies Angels on cable last night and treated myself to some great retro-wanking."

by Wizards Sleeve February 14, 2007