Pooie Vuitton

When someone farts into someone elses personal bag (ex. purse, gym bag...etc.) DON'T BE FOOLED BY THOSE
WHO MAY CORRECT YOU BY CALLING IT A FART BAG

"dude your backpack smells like shit, you definitely got Pooie Vuittoned."

by doingitlarge January 25, 2010

Turtle Vulture

Creature takes that takes shelter in someone's closet that plays Xbox all day, and gives up eggs every month for rent.
When frightened it uses it's beak to peck away at the unsuspecting victim.

Dude 1: Don't go in my closet the turtle vulture will get you.
Dude 2: WTF is a turtle vulture?
Dude 1: Go in the closet and find out.
Dude 2: *Opens closet door* "Holy shit, it's pecking my eyes out!"
Dude 1: Curiosity killed the cat.

by Xplode44 June 29, 2011

dirty vulture

As a man is climaxing in a pregnant girl, he pulls out, cuts open her stomach, eats the baby, then shits on her chest. The Dirty Vulture.

I hear Kennon had himself a nice Dirty Vulture last night.

by 5ly1 December 18, 2012

vulture

A mix of red wine and Coke. South American term. Slowly becoming popular among mohemians in the U.S.

After drinking 7 Vultures, Felix was tore up.

by avant/chi fan September 21, 2007

Vulcan Handshake

A sexual move where a man puts his hand into the Vulcan "V" shape like Spock from Star Trek - two fingers together to the right and two fingers together to the left with a V shape in the middle. Next, he places his thumb on a woman's clitoris, inserts his pointer finger and middle finger into her vagina, and inserts his ring finger and pinky into her anus. He then shakes his hand vigorously until she orgasms.

Bill: "Did you have sex with Rita?"
Ted: "No, but I gave her the Vulcan Handshake until she screamed for mercy!"

by Random Perv March 12, 2009

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A

its literally the alphabet backwards

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A

by robloxismycity October 3, 2017

vulture

1. (n) A driver who obstructs traffic in a parking lot waiting for someone to vacate a parking place.
2. (v) The act of obstructing traffic in a parking lot while waiting for a parking place to open.

1. The vulture was waiting for a place in the front row, even though there were plenty of places open in the next row.
2. He was vulturing me so closely that I didn't have room to back out.

by Heptune May 14, 2005