Unicorn

To unicorn is when you stick an erect penis into cocaine and do a line off of the cock.

“Man at the party last night Becky and I did a unicorn off of Jeff”

by Richard Young September 15, 2018

Unicorn

A unicorn is a majestic creature with a long pointed horn attached to its head, unicorns live in the clouds so nobody ever gets the chance to see one. Unicorns are most commonly loving, friendly, and sweet creatures but some unicorns are not as nice, the unicorns that are not as nice are black and drink black tea and they eat raisins and beet smoothies. Nice unicorns eat everything sweet and sugary, not to mention very colorful. The meaner variety of unicorns contain dark magic in their horns, kind loving unicorns contrain kind and loving magic in their horns and they only use it for good. Mean unicorns do have the potential to be nice, all they would have to do is eat a magical bean that grows over the Bermuda Triangle, the bean is like a glittery rainbow therefore it would transform the mean unicorn into a nice unicorn. Nice unicorns also have the potential to be mean, they would only have to go on strike of doing good things and everyday that goes by where they are not nice, their horn gets a little darker colors become less vibrant and one day they will become a true mean unicorn. (My baby cousin calls unicorns hornicorns and it's so cute!!)

Girl: have you ever seen a unicorn way up in the sky?
Teacher: no, of course not the don't exist!
Girl 2: what!?!?? Of course they exist, how dare you say that!!

by ZIVY THE HORNICORN!! October 7, 2018

wild unicorn

its a thing u put on ur head and it has a pointy thing on the end (like a unicorn) and u put it in ur cooch!

remember melissa when u stuck ur wild unicorn in tony lee?

by micheal jackson May 2, 2003

unicorn

A rare find and often considered mythical.
A African-American (aka black) male that is found alone.
A rare occurrence because black males normally travel in packs.

"Have you ever seen a single black guy walking around? They seem to only travel in packs."
"Nah, I've never seen a unicorn."

by professor guapo March 18, 2009

unicorn queen

a way to describe the style of clothing, accessories, desserts, or home decor that features neon or pastel colors, ruffles and lace, sparkles, or anything else that looks like Doe Deere (the owner of Lime Crime Cosmetics) would buy it.

"Oh my goodness! Look at that cute dress! It's so Unicorn Queen!"

"This pink marshmallow frostimg I am making is going to be so unicorm queen."

by smallhill August 19, 2011

Nasty Unicorn

Noun. A term that can be interjected into any situation to describe something that is indescribable. Usually derogatory in connotation.

Conceived one evening (In July of 2006) out of boredom and laziness, the term 'nasty unicorn' was first used by Joshua Mosley to describe his feelings towards a wet napkin. When the napkin in question was thrown on his face, he told the assailant, "You need to quit with your nasty unicorn!" The term has been frequently used throughout Treutlen County since then.

Can be used acronymns, i.e.;
STNUU- Shut the Nasty Unicorn up
WTU- what the unicorn?!

Although no examples can be given due to its indescribable nature, the term 'nasty unicorn' is most often used in a sentence as a noun in response to something horrific and/or disgusting;

"Quit with your nasty unicorn!"

by Josh Mosley and Mary Stephens September 5, 2006

Unicorifical

something that is so amazing it rivals a unicorn

OMG your birthday party was so unicorifical

by coco crazy March 20, 2011