Tuna and ketchup

When a woman on her period happens to have a fishy minge

Fuck me, how has he managed to cope with tuna and ketchup.

by Obedient Kitten 23 March 1, 2024

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Tuna Flopped

Similiar to getting catfished or catfishing. Getting tuna flopped is when you meet someone online for the purposes of sex or romance but the other party’s intent is solely to rob you or do something else nefarious to you, usually when you’re in a compromising position. Similiar to fishing when the fish is baited and pulled out of the water and is then flopping around on the deck while the fishermen high five.

Bob got tuna flopped last night when he met a girl online and she stole his wallet while he was in the shower.

The hooker I met in vegas tuna flopped me when we got back to the room and her pimp was waiting for us in the closet with a bat.

Got tuna flopped last night when my date stole my car after I fell asleep.

by But Sects November 29, 2024

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Tunahalf

A double-meaning term used regarding the duration of time spent with a woman with poor genital hygiene

Also used as a comeback for women to men regarding penis length

How long did you guy's date?

Tunahalf, bro.

Woman: "Hey I heard that, you little two-n-a-half bro"

by Greencollarguy July 9, 2024

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Tuna nearby

An urban slang term referring to attractive women who are in the vicinity. It’s often used informally among friends to indicate that there are hot girls around.

*"Bro, let's hit up that new club tonight, I heard there's always tuna nearby."*

*"Looks like the party's picking up, there's definitely some tuna nearby."*

by ذيبان August 12, 2024

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