tom jones

very famous singer originating from the popular comic series of team fortress 2. later, a phoney would go on to impersonate him in the real world. hey may or may not be scouts dad.

his life began by being born, where he later wrote his hit song: sex bomb. after writing it, however, he needed a house, so he got a roommate with merasmus, the great and powerful sorcerer (after being born only 12 seconds ago) when soilder broke his neck to get back at merasmus, and to entertain the group of elderly women he took. when he went to heaven, he went to take a shower, and was killed again by an angel so scout didnt see he died. no one knows what happened next

i dont really know how to fit tom jones into a sentence

by potato-lord-69420 October 28, 2021

fat tom

fart

One day in the grocery store I let out a grown up fat tom and everyone ran away.

by pattyboyyy October 12, 2011

Tom Cruising

When someone runs in well dressed clothes in public.

Person in car:"That guy is Tom Cruising down the road!"
Other person:" What a weirdo!"

by Titanic Anal August 16, 2014

tom nook

give me those fucking knies

give it tom nook

by not jack abrams May 15, 2020

Tom Fuck

Tom gets into Tom Foolery with but with no fucks given

Tom is always a fuck

Every group has a fucking Tom

Tom fuck not again

You are such a Tom fuck

by yxetomfuckery September 26, 2020

TOM AND INDI

lovers who wont admit it. They both know they love each other but are too scared to admit it. They would make a great couple because they like each other and they will be super cute together.

oMG its a Tom and Indi! So cute!

by couplemaker14264912836432 November 6, 2019

Tom Warren

- An attention seeker who tries to have banter with the alpha males but forgets to know his place.

"Hey you know that guy? He's a real Tom Warren"
"Very true, he does seem to seek a lot of attention. And since his sister gets more attention than him, I can see why he's a Tom Warren"

by Big yikss December 12, 2019