by Master T. Bating December 23, 2008
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John: You fuck lucy last night?
Matt: Not exactly...
John: how come dude
Matt: you know man, the bad thing happened
Matt: Not exactly...
John: how come dude
Matt: you know man, the bad thing happened
by shhh566556 February 15, 2009
Get the The Bad Thing mug.1. n, Simple and prominent distraction.
2. n, Focus of Positive Intent, Happy Thought, Generally good-vibe target goal.
Occasional usage, but widespread among the furry community as imitation of behavior of magpies, raccoons, ferrets, etc.
2. n, Focus of Positive Intent, Happy Thought, Generally good-vibe target goal.
Occasional usage, but widespread among the furry community as imitation of behavior of magpies, raccoons, ferrets, etc.
1. I've got this project that's due Monday, but... Ooo, a Shiny Thing!
2. You may as well admit, now that you've got your new toy, you've found your Shiny Thing.
2. You may as well admit, now that you've got your new toy, you've found your Shiny Thing.
by Infinity Squared December 27, 2008
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"Oh, nvm, its just a retard mutant emo thing."
"Oh, nvm, its just a retard mutant emo thing."
by zetsubouwalker August 10, 2009
Get the Retard Mutant Emo Thing mug.Thought to have originated from the "That 70's Show" quote "...is that a thing?". Highschooler Joshua MacLatchie coined this phrase to mean you are absolutely sure that isn't even a real thing.
This also predates Seinfeld because fuck physics.
This also predates Seinfeld because fuck physics.
Ex:
Zach: I totally dunked my balls in her ass last night, shit was so cash.
Shim-sham: That's not even a thing.
Zach: I totally dunked my balls in her ass last night, shit was so cash.
Shim-sham: That's not even a thing.
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Get the That's not even a thing mug.An individual who rescues plus sized women from vehicles overturned in swamps. In exchange for this service sexual gratification of various and sundry sorts is expected such as the angry dragon or the hot karla.
by silk dog April 1, 2005
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Type thing is an expression of normalizing things, suggesting that everything is "as usual."
(Added to the end of a word or phrase as if it is a punctuation mark).
Type thing is an expression of normalizing things, suggesting that everything is "as usual."
(Added to the end of a word or phrase as if it is a punctuation mark).
My anger management instructor said "type thing" after almost everything she said. It made me feel more comfortable in class.
Examples:
"The restrooms are located just outside this meeting room, type thing."
"From this course, you will learn helpful new tools, type thing."
Other examples:
"My car was dirty so I went to the car wash, type thing."
"Let's go out tonight for dinner and a movie, type thing."
Examples:
"The restrooms are located just outside this meeting room, type thing."
"From this course, you will learn helpful new tools, type thing."
Other examples:
"My car was dirty so I went to the car wash, type thing."
"Let's go out tonight for dinner and a movie, type thing."
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