brackston steamer

to take a shit in a pair of nylons and then beat a chick with them - preferably in the face.

that chick is so dumb i had to give her a brackston steamer right in the face.

by groupie#1 January 16, 2007

Steaming Klingon

A sex act that is performed by:

First, defecating on partner's forehead. Then, sitting on the feces with ass-crack centered. Upon removing ass-crack, feces will form the "Klingon-esque" forehead ridge.

That's the last time I ever get drunk with John. I passed out by the toilet, and he tried to give me a Steaming Klingon.

by The Sea Bass October 29, 2006

steaming pile of cock

This is when someone is tricked into looking at anothers large flacid cock and balls in a cold environment. The owner of the pile of cock must first engage in a physical activity to ensure that his cock and balls are hot sweaty and steaming. This can be achieved by playing table tennis with a few friends.

I was tricked into coming into the meat freezer when I was met by a huge steaming pile of cock.

by Da Sak September 8, 2006

Steam Roller

When a girl is on top of a guy and she climbs up onto his chest and does a huge dump. Then rolls back and forward over it with her ass cheeks.

Dude I was with this HOT girl last night until she tried to give me the steam roller and I punched her in the face/

by PseudonymChild January 22, 2009

Steamed Pumpkin

After a good long session in either a sauna room or a hot tub, your scrotum skin becomes saggy and loose, thus causing your balls to sag lower. You are to immediately walk over to your wife/girlfriend and slap your bag on her forehead and say "Steamed Pumpkin" when doing the nasty deed to her.

I just gave my girlfriend a steamed pumpkin!!!!

by Rude Donny October 24, 2005

German Steamer

Pile of shit left for you to step on in your yard by a Dachsund.

Son of a bitch, thats a fresh german steamer I nearly stepped in.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Jamaican Steamroller

To turn the shower on and get it extremely hot and steamy in the bathroom and smoke weed in there once it is hot. The heat gets you high quicker and it also feels great when you leave the bathroom.

Example: Hey bro, wanna go do a Jamaican Steamroller in your bathroom real quick?

by mchap January 12, 2009