squarp

noun. The simultaneous co-occurrence of a sneeze, queef, fart, and burp. An admittedly rare event, but a theoretical possibility.

verb. To sneeze, queef, fart, and burp simultaneously.

Etymology: S(neeze) + QU(eef) + (f)AR(t) + (bur)P.

Ramona squarped so violently that I thought she would explode.

by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005

Gooch Squared

insted of a doubble chin a doubble gooch on a very obese person that is soaked with sweat and other kind of dirty odors that the body gives off.

"I could smell the 279 lb mans gooch squared from across the room".

by Tony Macari December 1, 2004

wa squared

a slang term/nickname for wawa, which is the greatest convenience store to exist. they offer the most amazing hoagies, coffee, milkshakes, wraps, stuffed pretzels, iced coffee, smoothies, iced tea, peach rings, lemonade, ice cream ect. It's located only in pennsylvania, new jersey, delaware, maryland, and virginia. Basically, if you don't live in one of the above states your missing out BIG time.

Hey dudes, let's go to wa squared and get ourselves some hoagies and lemonade iced tea.

by jerseygirl<33 July 28, 2009

Perpendicular Bisector Squared Is Photosynthesis

Mathematically/Geometrically explains how Photosynthesis works.

Did you know that the Perpendicular Bisector Squared Is Photosynthesis

by Egg_asyslum April 8, 2019

Ye Squagellgaster

A way of calling an idiot out mainly used by pirates
// Squagellgaster means Idiot with 0 IQ like so dumb that they not even as smart as a platypus

Get back here ye squagellgaster.

Ye squagellgaster stop arguing with the manager!

That squagellgaster failed her blood test!

by Seataiii January 15, 2023

squarehead

Squarehead is a late 19th century ethnic slur directed at German and Scandinavian immigrants. The phrase is meant quite literally as a disparaging reference to the cranial features, though often just used as a generic ethnic slur against those groups.

Basically the stereotypical shape of a Northern European's head was thought to be square- so it was (and is) an insult to call someone with that ethnic makeup squarehead.

Kid: "Mommy, did you see how weird that Norwegian's head looked?"

Mother: "Yes dear, the fucking Squareheads do have unusually shaped skulls. The Swedish have even more box-like heads... don't even get me started on the Danes or Germans..."

by LickMySwedishMeatBalls April 24, 2010

A-squared

A word commonly used by schools in Southern Connecticut to represent Bennigans, or Fusaro.

Kids in school chanting: A-squared! A-squared! A-squared!

by Jamal Lewis July 30, 2006