by arienne grange March 21, 2014
Refers to a guy who has had a lot to drink (often around 2 A.M.) and seems to think that a certain woman - who is in fact NOT attractive - is a prize to take home - a 10. Upon awakening (figuratively 10 A.M.) he can't believe that he bed the dog - a 2 in the eyes of a sober man. He is awkwardly embarassed and often vows never to drink again in view of his drunken decision. His life is filled with reminders from comedic friends who never let him or his circle of friends EVER forget his encounter.
Scott: "Did you see that acne-cow Max went home with last night!?"
Connor: "How could you miss her! What a dog, and he slept with her?!?"
Scott: "Indeed my friend, after 15 beers he obviously had severe beer goggles only to find out that she was a 10 at 2 and a 2 at 10!"
Connor: "How could you miss her! What a dog, and he slept with her?!?"
Scott: "Indeed my friend, after 15 beers he obviously had severe beer goggles only to find out that she was a 10 at 2 and a 2 at 10!"
by psiscott May 22, 2006
"That's what she said" but in old english wording. Usualy used for extra humor during a "That's what she said" moment.
by son of a bitch, thats took too June 26, 2010
by sweetlou60 October 30, 2007
Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 05, 2020
"I’m mustard and he/she is ketchup" means that these two people are dating or are secretly kissing each other.
Two people are secretly dating but they don't wanna say anything about it so they say:
"I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup"
"I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup"
by Mr Thawne January 22, 2019
by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid August 25, 2019