Massachusetts Self-Defense

Locking yourself in the bathroom and asking an intruder to please take what he wants and then leave your house.

Because people in Massachusetts are not allowed to defend their life, liberty, or property. This is based on the liberal notions that if we reason politely with criminals they will surely not harm us, and that defending ourselves lowers us to the level of the criminal. (Since liberals do not believe in levels of humanity, this is difficult to comprehend.)

Oh, goodness gracious, a Pachuco is breaking into our home! Everyone get into the bathroom! We're going to practice Massachusetts self-defense!

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Self-Injury

Intentionally hurting yourself for relief, comfort and/or pleasure. Such forms of SI include:

Cutting(mostly arms & legs)
Burning
Headbanging
Hitting
Hair pulling
Lip biting
Nail bitting
Needle Stabbing
Ice & Salt

Sally cuts herself therefore she is a self-injurer...

by Cassie February 26, 2004

Self Care

Self care is putting absurd amounts of Parmesan cheese on your spaghetti

Self care is important when going to any restaurant.

by Croissantboy May 8, 2018

group selfie

1. A selfie taken with two or more people. These are commonly taken through a mirror to fit more people in the shot.

2. Commonly used to look popular and give your Instagram, twitter, Facebook and myspace followers the impression that you have a life and lots of friends.

"Oh my god, lets take a group selfie for Instagram"

Justin: I want to take a selfie but I want to look like I'm popular

Selena: I'll take a group selfie with you.

by Koolkid12244 September 4, 2013

a self sevices man

a man who is addicted to mastbating

Andrew csanyi

by Tterrag October 5, 2003

self-hating Jew

a derogatory term used against people who speak-out against the actions or policies of the government of Israel, Zionists or other Jewish controlled organizations.

This Jewish person doesn't support the actions of Israel, they must be a self-hating Jew.

by juman December 29, 2008

Selfie-restraint

Can you resist a selfie in even the most tempting situations? If so you are blessed with a rare quality in this age: Selfie-Restraint. Many photo snapping fiends can learn selfy-restraint. Tragically, some are beyond rehabilitation.

Speaker: Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in jail…
Michelle: Barack- The girls need to know who Mandela was.
Barack: Should we document this moment?
Michelle: Y-e-a-h. But we need to bring back something more from this.
Barack: Alright, I got it…
Michelle: What?
Barack: Make sure to tag me—Sorry Michelle, did you say something?
Michelle: Jesus Barack! We’re at a Memorial. Show some selfie-restraint!

by CatanSlayer December 18, 2013