Queso Salad

A delicious American dish made by mixing queso dip and baby tortilla chips/crumbs together in a bowl and eating them with a spoon or fork.

Created as a response to tough economic times when one cannot simply go out and buy a new bag of tortilla chips when all of the fully-functional and unbroken tortilla chips have already been eaten.

"Dude, I can't get any good dips out of all these broken chips at the bottom of the bag. Want to make some Queso Salad?"

"Whoa! Hey bud, why are you about to throw away all of those baby chips at the bottom of that bowl? Don't you know the Native Americans used every part of the buffalo and wasted nothing? Use every part of that dish and make some Queso Salad!"

by kingqueso June 4, 2009

Desperation Salad

A pile of resin and marijuana scraped and foraged from other discarded sources; dirty bowls, old roaches, keef from grinder, etc, for when no actual bud is available.

Our weed is all gone right now, but at least there's enough crap to gather up around here to pack a bowl of Desperation Salad.

by luckydespot June 23, 2009

subway salad

All the veggies that fell out of your sandwich and are left on your wrapper once you're done with your sun

Girl don't you waste all that food on that wrapper, eat that subway salad

by candito August 2, 2011

Jello salad

When a woman places jello inside of her vagina, and someone eats it out.

honey maybe you can have some jello salad later

by justalady September 10, 2012

camel salad

The locks of shit caked dingleberries that swing from a camels anus

That camel salad looks like it needs a good cleaning

by Ninjacumboomer November 13, 2013

beer salad

A drinking game where you take the first 3 food items you see, throw them in a bowl, pour a beer over it, and eat it.

Bro 1- Frosted mini wheats, grilled cheese, and bananas
Bro 2- Covered in beer? That's terrible!
Bro 1- I'm not eating this beer salad

by Carlo Von Sexron April 28, 2014

Seismic salad toss

The act of BBW women bouncing her ass on your tongue in such a rhythmic motion that it looks as though there are seismic waves on the surface of her posterior.

Sentence: "When I Seismic Salad Tossed Tiffany it was like a 9.8 magnitude earthquake on her buttcheeks"

by GenralGrave July 8, 2015