Rusty Beaver

When a woman shits, while you are eating her ass

“Dude this chick rusty beavered my ass last night.” “ I’m gonna give you a rusty beaver.”

by Aaron created this December 24, 2020

Rusty Giuliani

When an escort gives an old man a dry hand job

Hey I heard you got a Rusty Giuliani at the strip joint

by Bennett1313 November 18, 2020

rusty cob

A penis that has been in a dirty rectum.

I pulled my cock out of her asshole and I had a rusty cob. Yuk! What a mess.

by JoeyBomm October 29, 2020

Rusty Ocarina

Similar to a Rusty Trumpet, but performed by a less skilled player. The act of blowing into a woman’s back door while reaching around and awkwardly fingering her lady bits.

Ethan thought himself a skilled virtuoso in the art of satisfying a woman, the Miles Davis of the Rusty Trumpet, but he was, alas, merely fumbling with a Rusty Ocarina.

by RobAnybody November 3, 2020

Rusty Delano

A rusty delano is when you get a handjob from your cousin in Hyde Park on Hudson

I got a rusty delano at the family reunion last month.

by giantsnail December 25, 2020

Rusty Assassin

A sexual act in which one engages in surprise, consensual coitus with a partner, where he and/or she sneaks up behind the target and begins to perform any type of penetration, as the second partner releases their bowels. The defecate may be purposeful or not, either way the instigator or “assassin” will be covered in excrement, thus the pre-fix “rusty”, as it gives the appearance of being covered in a splotchy brown substance.

“Peter attempted to make love with me last night, but after some spicy Indian food I accidentally made him a rusty assassin”

by botmizzlejay January 2, 2021

rusty oyster

When a woman is on the rag, and drags her bleeding snatch across your face while you sleep.

I was sleeping peacefully when out of nowhere Lindsay gave me the ole' Rusty Oyster

by Mobileheath January 26, 2021