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vanilla pudding

Something that is extremely strange, awkward and generally makes no sense at all. Something totally without logic and severely disjointed in all possible ways.

Origins point to a facebook wall-to-wall that reads like this:
Guy1:Man we haven't partied since the summer. But dang I just remembered I can't party this weekend either. -_-

Guy2:it was vanilla pudding!
I managed to successfully make a round square in the laboratory today using conventional house hold items.

That a lot of vanilla pudding you just uttered.
by GothicDeath November 16, 2010
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St. Paddy's Day

The another way of saying St. Patrick's Day,but it should not be confused with St. Patty's Day which a completly incorrect way and usually offends people of Ireland or of Irish decent
Nick:Happy St.patty's Day

Jordan:dude you're wrong is Happy St. Paddy's Day
Nick:
by Chlorofluorocarbon Genius March 18, 2015
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Poddy

"Poddy" is a term used to describe one of the most arrogant wankers you'll ever meet.
Did you see Poddy the other night? what a cunt?
by The one at PC 32 October 7, 2008
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banana pudding

you stick ya dick in some banana puddin then slap a bitch in the face wit it
by amber adam brock quinn January 9, 2008
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Puddi

A drug made from a variety of household chemicals mixed with vanilla pudding. The recipe is not clear, but typically involves some combination of bleach, antifreeze, draino, brake fluid, or any of a variety of common chemicals. The mixture is typically ingested in small amounts, but can also be injected in diluted form without the pudding.
The effects vary based on exact recipe and quantity ingested, but range from extreme lethargy and unresponsiveness to mild hallucinations.
Matt: I once knew a teenager whose weed was laced with Puddi and he was put in the ICU. He was released three weeks later, but with irreversable brain damage.

Joren: Dude...<depressed face>

Matt: I know.
by Raise Awareness December 8, 2010
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pleasure puddle

What a girl leaves after intense pleasure. Usually found on bed sheets or a car seat.
"Yo, dawg, Shwanda left a pleasure puddle on my sheets after we did it last night."
by stir-dawg January 11, 2008
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puddle

The collective noun for a gathering of dudes engaged in random douchebaggery. The term refers to the anal drip that sometimes manifests from the use of a douchebag.
The puddle of douchebags lurking at the bar made it impossible to get a damn drink last night.

In that puddle of douchebags, he's the vaseline-covered tip.
by AltonDarwin January 3, 2009
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