Cheese Please

The best way to ask for casual sex

(you walk up to your snack of choice at the club)
"Cheese please!"

by Venus Cherry and Velvet Rose April 5, 2005

Geezer pleaser

One who exchanges his liberties and freedoms for the temporary gratification of the elderly.

America shut down because the media has turned her citizens into a bunch of geezer pleasers.

by Bungeemon fwankwin March 22, 2020

president please

Reaction of something that is unbelievable.
Usually used as a more politically correct substitute of n***a please.

"Yo dawg, i had success with this fine ass asian dime last night. She was real receptive with my game that I spat."

"President please"

by Echo808 February 11, 2009

pleksit

Finnish slang word, meaning that after having too much alcohol one becomes to be "pleksit"

"Meitsi oli eilen ihan pleksit ja sammuin lopuks kaverin sohvalle"
"Yesterday I was totally pleksit, passing out finally onto my friends couch"

by DictatorOfVähäkyrö March 21, 2005

Plausible Deniability Salad

1. A salad eaten at a large buffet in order so that the person eating it doesn't look like a total glutton to everyone around them.
2. Any act undertaken in order to hide one's true intentions.

1. I went to the buffet last night, but I ate some plausible deniability salad before heading for the wings, tacos, and steak.
2. Right before I porked your mom, I told her how sorry I was that her fifth husband had run away with the 1976 East German Women's Sumo Wrestling Champion, but consoling her was just plausible deniability salad. All I really cared about was getting it on with her.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 30, 2011

Please me

It means make me happy a turm Bruno Mars and Cardi b used in there song PLEASE ME

Please me baby turn around and just tease me baby

by 😂🤦‍♀️ April 20, 2019

pleasanton

Pleasanton is probably the most ghetto place in the SF bay area. Everyone there has escalades and ferraris and bmws. The kids there can actually AFFORD drugs, so theres no crime or nothing.

Guy 1: Dude I wanna go to a place where I dont have to kill people for drugs!

Guy 2: Go to pleasanton!

High school girl: OMG SEX!

by MalikThaNigga May 9, 2011