Puking Mushroom

The Puking Mushroom is when you are having sex with your girlfriend doggy style without a condom and you don't want to cum inside her, so you take out your dick and pop the head in her ass and cum.

I was having sex with my girlfriend last night doggy style without a condom and I didn't want to blow my load, so I gave her the Puking Mushroom and she loved it!

by The_DSR_King October 23, 2011

Poking the bear

When you poke your prostate for the first time and ejaculate unexpectedly

Marty broke up with his girlfriend and started experimenting with poking the bear

by Wildpantalones March 24, 2021

highland parking it

Being totaly fake and full of shit. used mainly when trying to hide your true feelings and hatred. often followed by shit talking after you leave

"wow i love you jim your so cool." (jim leaves the room) "wow jims a total dumbass" ("wow your the highland parking it master")

by adogg November 10, 2008

plush-poking

to poke your penis into the fatty flesh of an obese white woman

i couldnt get any last night so i went around the club plush-poking

by Ilik February 18, 2008

ass-packing

When your suitcase is so full you have to sit on it to close it.

When I went on my trip, I was so excited I was ass-packing my suitcase.

by CeIIophane May 26, 2016

Packing light

To pack travel bags light in weight of excess clothes and accessories.

Courtney surprised herself and the world by packing light for Vegas.

by Mrs. Hyde May 15, 2015

jet packing

partaking of sex through a persons shoulder blades squished together to form a sort of half pipe shape while resting balls on the back of the neck.

My parents saw me lying face down and asked what the hell was going on. I told them i was jet packing

by B0rne May 26, 2008