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Short Boy Magic

For men 5”8 and under—we’re not y’all but we have other body parts to compensate ;) and will treat u better than anyone ever can
Girl #1: Sam is so short, I’m not dating someone that’s 5”6
Girl #2: He really has that short boy magic tho
by itswednesdaydudest316 September 11, 2019
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Mr Short Cummings

This refers to men who either has a small penis, doesn't last long during sex or has very poor performance in the bedroom. Women will often shame men like this with no regards for their feelings.
Being called Mr short Cummings can break down a man's confidence, pride, ego & self esteem.
Tasha: this guy was so dead & boring in the bedroom I was on my phone most of the time.

Layla: loool Mr short Cummings.. lock that off sis
by Arron j smith April 7, 2022
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Short bus deligaton

Group of people when they get together, act so foolishly that you think they rode the short bus together.
Look at these guys from hooters. They obviously think the girls are hot. To bad they’re apart of the Short bus deligaton
by Colin33448 November 22, 2017
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Short Arm Syndrome

when a male (typically of teenage years/ one who plays minecraft) has a large ego, therefore thinking he is the best. Often, he will boast or brag. Abbreviated as S.A.S
John plays with his cannons so much, he's developed Short Arm Syndrome.
by young_volcanoes September 19, 2017
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Seminal Short Cake

When a short, robust woman is cream pied
Dude! Last night I turned my girl into a seminal short cake.
by Blossom_Shinagains September 21, 2019
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Eat My Shorts

Bart simpson's PG way of saying "Eat My Ass"
"eat my shorts!"
by AugustTheHornyInventor July 24, 2022
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