cajun dry rub

A spicy, hot, handy. Not pleasing to either party. Extreme dry

Man, got the spiciest Cajun dry rub last night! Anyone have lotion?

by Spice mistress September 30, 2013

as dry as a nun's cunt

An expression of anything that is VERY dry.

That sandwich was as dry as a nun's cunt.

by P V 2 March 24, 2018

dick dry heaving

When you cum so many times your dick has no more semen to release.

Ima make you cum so much I'll leave your dick dry heaving.

by Trashley Z. September 30, 2013

fuck me dry

Fucking till you can't cum anymore

Will you fuck me dry

by bowl 420 October 19, 2014

dry as a nun's cunt

Aus. (1) extremely thirsty; (2) drought conditions.

(1) I could murder a beer, I'm dry as a nun's cunt.

(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.

by bill smiff January 5, 2011

Dry Hobo Jerkdown

A dry, sandpapery hand job

First coined by the comedic mind of mr. Dave Attell

Often given by women who are either inexperienced, disinterested, or have an axe to grind.

She didn't even have the decency to spit on her hand first! It was a dry hobo jerkdown! What are these girls' stepfathers' teaching them?

by BeebittheJoinkspin December 15, 2010

dry bowl salute

when you poop in a dry toilet and the turd stands on end like a soldier going to battle

Timmy came home turtling badly so he dashed to the toilet; when he finished Timmy got up and saw a dry bowl salute—a brown turd standing on end saying “SIR YES SIR” before getting flushed away.

by Uncle Joosie November 13, 2018