Gay Math

A version of math that dictates:
Socks+socks= not gay
No socks + no socks= not gay (double negative)
Socks+ no socks=gay
Odd numbers=gay
Even numbers= not gay

Single=gay

Since there is one universe Gay Math would dictate that the entire universe is gay

by Pussymilf42069asscum March 5, 2024

Math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Student 1: What does math stand for?
Student 2: Mental Abuse To Humans
Student 1: Oh

by Zombiescout2772 May 2, 2019

Math

The one class everyone hates unless your a nerd.... 🤓

Person: I hate maths

Nerd: nahhhh maths is the best

by -Gay—nigger- April 3, 2019

Math

The devil's language. He made this metal

abuse

to

humans

bru this math is abusing me, Literally!

by Potato15 March 2, 2021

Chef Maths

A calculation;
X divided by the constant - ApplePIE
equals carrots

A chef bouncing down the road - he saw X (using Chef Maths); he knew he would only get carrots.

by hewhocooks February 5, 2013

Math

The most important but stupid and it mentally hurts my brain in abused my brain and it can do that to all the humans!
M-MENTAL

A-ABUSE
T-TO
H-HUMANS

Without a working knowledge of abstract or applied math, geeks wouldn't know how to seamlessly set up an online Wittypedia like Urban Dictionary—math is a necessary evil that allows us to enjoying the good things in life.

by _Ice_Wolf_Gaming November 9, 2018

Math

It is the lesbian sister of biology

Son : Dad, what is math?
Dad : Son, math is just the lesbian sister of Biology

by mashd.potatoe June 10, 2018