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long story medium

A midway point betwixt a long story and its bullet points ("long story short"). Extra useless information is provided strictly to occupy more of the reader/listener's time.

A "long story medium" will contain less information than the original story upon which it is based, but can still be condensed further into a shorter, more succinct story.
There's so much to tell about last night's date, but long story medium, we went to dinner where we both ordered entrees and the appetizers were delicious, saw a movie which was 2 hours long, ate ice cream in 3 different flavours, and I now have an STI.
by math-o-nerd June 11, 2010
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As long as the trees grow

Common expression meaning "As long as it's convenient for me/us"
As long as the trees grow, you can drive my car.
by musicishigh November 7, 2016
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juan inch long

That dude was juan inch long.
by Pizzacableguy November 19, 2016
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Mega long club

having sex on a bus makes you a part of the mega long club. Technically would have to be a megabus but any bus trip could suffice
I had sex with my girlfriend on the megabus and so we are now both a part of the mega long club
by coolhandluke3 May 27, 2019
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long lake camp

you know you go to long lake when :
- you put nutella on everything

- you long for pizza night

- you are either gay, rich, foreign, or jewish

- you live for bagel sunday

- there’s one kid in your bunk who gets the entire bunk sick
- you cry on hell night

- you LOVE aaron abs and owen creative writing

- the meatloaf tastes suspicious and they did sweeney todd last session

- you’ve seen tommy at least 3 times

- you know every word to camp rock and high school musical

- when an upper stone/herm 1 kid yells “no cuts!” but you yell back “cit cuts” even tho you’re not a cit

- you drink the enhanced water

- your bunk is a shitshow
- when you wonder why makii doesn’t choreograph any numbers for the dance show

- you miss dublin

- you come back with an entirely new vocabulary/accent

- all your friends are crazy talented

- you lose all your socks by the end of camp

- the word “sports” haunts you

- will fencing = bae
- you get sick right before your show

- you know where urinetown is

- when you get yelled at while trying to go to the fuck shack

- you’ve been branched

- you’ve had a laundrytastrophy

- you know all the calls during announcements

- you hate at least one of your counselors/unit leaders

jeff scares you

- you HAVE hooked up at camp (don’t deny it, everyone’s done it.)

- literally none of your counselors are from america

- you put on some POUNDS at camp

- you get campsick the day after camp ends because you miss all your best friends :(
long lake camp is my favorite place on earth.
by longlakeluvr69 August 15, 2019
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creampie long jump

When a women gets a running start from the kitchen, down the hallway to a designated white line at the threshold of the bedroom. At that point the lady long jumps towards the bed to a waiting, unprotected, fully erect penis. 3-27 seconds later.....
My girlfriend could win the gold in a creampie long jump.
by AlvardolovesHanrahan October 2, 2017
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long neck vagina

Wearing high waisted jeans with a camel toe
Damn those jeans are given her a long neck vagina!
by Slam72 October 21, 2017
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