Daddy-Long-Legs

Noun, British term for Crane-Fly.

Annoying member of the Arachnid family that flys into your home just to die, has a habit of commiting suicide in people's drinks.

Fuck! Not another daddy-long-legs in my drink again

by KittenSlayer September 13, 2006

Long Story Deleted

Contemporary version of Long Story Short. Typically seen as LSD in electronic media (twitter, Reddit, facebook, text messages, emails, etc). Most often used when the outcome of a story is predictable.

My cousin set me up on a blind date. Long Story Deleted, she has been disinherited.

by AllusiveCrayon June 2, 2012

long neck vagina

Wearing high waisted jeans with a camel toe

Damn those jeans are given her a long neck vagina!

by Slam72 October 22, 2017

Mega long club

having sex on a bus makes you a part of the mega long club. Technically would have to be a megabus but any bus trip could suffice

I had sex with my girlfriend on the megabus and so we are now both a part of the mega long club

by coolhandluke3 May 27, 2019

long dick life

When you’re enjoying life with a long dick.

Oh my god. My long dick life is great. #ldl

by Yooooooitsme January 28, 2018

Frosted long John

A Frosted Long John is when someone (usually a male) takes a shit and then ejaculates on top of the turd. Leaving a layer of “frosting” on top.

I was having sex with Maria and to finish out the night I left a steaming hot Frosted Long John on her chest.

by Mr. McPeterson February 24, 2023

Long wrinkly thing

something long and wrinkly

long wrinkly thing

by ihonestlyhavenoidea March 29, 2021