blue light syndrome

a person who is obsessed with or has a liking for the emergency services has "blue light syndrome"

dude look at that police car its awsome,
man u got blue light syndrome,
do not,
do 2

by dr beetlejuice October 29, 2008

Red Light Catcher

When riding in a cab and it seems like the driver is purposefully stopping at all the red lights and slowing down at green lights on the way to your destination.

Guy: This cab is taking FOREVER!!!

Girl: Totally! This driver is a red light catcher.

by monkeyboyep July 15, 2009

Lassie Light

The Lassie Light refers to the engine fault indication lamp fitted to most modern vehicles. While the light may indicate something is wrong, the communication of the exact fault may as well be lassie describing to danger to the rescuers.

car: engine lassie light comes on.
driver: whats wrong?
car: engine lassie light stays on.
driver: the engines overheating?
car: engine lassie light stays on.
driver: whats that? there's kids trapped down the mine shaft?

by xoodha September 25, 2009

cock light

when you light your jizz and it burns on the tip of your penis creating 4-5 seconds of light without pain to the penis. This was first witten about by king Louie XVI of France when he was recieving a blowjob and jizzed on a candle.

(lamp) (cock light)

by cocklight jackson March 27, 2010

gotta light the oven

To take a massive shit.

Yo i gotta light the oven.

by Thyun March 19, 2011

Red Light Rhythm

When you're going from Point A to Point B and you seem to be running into every red light possible. You try to speed up, but it's no use.

I was caught in the red light rhythm and couldn't break out of it! FML

by YourWorstNightmare6 March 29, 2011

Flatty Light

Beer, preferably natty light, that has sat in an uncovered pitcher or water jug for over 12 hours.

"I feel like this natty light lacks the delicious carbonation that I've grown accustomed to from this great beer."
"That's because it's flatty light!"

by Rundeezy September 30, 2011