L. C. T. H. U.

Lets Chill Tonight and Hook Up

Guy: Wanna Play a Game?
Girl: Sure?
Guy: L. C. T. H. U.
Girl: Huh
Guy: Lets Chill Tonight and Hook Up
Girl: Great Pick Up Line Jackass!!!!

by SexyGal123 July 20, 2012

L.A.P.S.

L.A.P.S. (Lazy Ass Parent Syndrome) is a disease affecting children with severe behavior disorders. Notable cases include incidents of children with known (and even unknown) mental disorders performing violent crimes due to the negligence of their parents. The disease also affects that annoying child running through the restaurant while you are trying to eat or the other one throwing a fit in the toy section of the store because his/her parent will not buy them a toy.

Cases are common when parents of children choose to pay little to no attention to their children while also neglecting common sense in dealing with their child's other mental illnesses.

Ted: "Guns are a problem just look at that recent shooting where the kid played video games and then went and shot up a (insert destination here)."

Bob: "No Ted, the kid suffered from 'L.A.P.S.' had his parent(s) used an ounce of common sense and locked their fire arms up appropriately knowing they had a mentally unstable child in the house this all could have been avoided."

by Kraizk December 23, 2012

L-Sip

L-Sip or "Liquor Sip" is a term used to describe when a person(s) consumes hard alcohol directly from the bottle. Multiple L-Sips in a row is known as "L-Sippin or Liquor Sippin". Liquor sippin is probably one of the easiest, quickest, and most bad ass way to get hammered. Taking one L-Sip is also useful in determining whether or not your an alcoholic. If you dont puke you should probably stop drinking.

Party Guest 1: Man, check out that guy, hes bin L-sippin all night. Hows he still standing!?
Party Guest 2: I dont know man but hes making us look like pussies!

by Earl White October 3, 2013

L.A.B

Pronounced as "lab" and stands for lame ass bitch.

Shout out to all the L.A.Bs who talk shit on Facebook, then claim their page got hacked.

by bossbitchnikki January 3, 2014

L.A.B

Local Ass Bitch : Someone that thinks they are doing big things but they are really only semi-important in the region they come from and not on a National or International level.

John thinks he is the shit but he is a L.A.B ass nigga, no one knows him outside of Miami

by LLCoolBlaze November 14, 2013

L.A.D

An abbreviation for Long Ass Dick.

You see, your girlfriend knows I got the L.A.D.

by rubmasterstrokester March 2, 2015

L-Bruced

Being "L-Bruced", "Bruced", or "The Lenny Bruce Effect" is a modern slang coming from the oppression of stand up comics and free speech by US courts in 1964. To be "L-Bruced" can mean:
1. The negative result of a technically accurate story, or series of events, being told without context; resulting in a grievous misunderstanding.
2. When someone tells a story in such a way that the innocent look guilty.
3. If you "go for the joke" and get choked out by a cop from behind.

1. "Please don't set that on fire. . . I can't believe you are gonna let me get L-Bruced on my own Wedding night by that biatch bridesmaid with the fat hair"
2. "Actually officer, in the moonlight, with that hat and gun you do kind of. . .uuuurrrgghg *coff* uuurrggnnnhh".

by J.J.R. January 11, 2015