new jersey

I pussy lame state that should blow up and give philly a beach cause it aint doin shit for anything

"yo man, new jersey fucking sucks"
"word, thats why i moved to philly"

by jersey_fucking_sicks January 12, 2008

New Jersey

Known as the Garden State, this small area has 15 Congressional seats. The state of New Jersey has constantly been pushed around by its much larger neighbors of Pennsylvania and New York since the pre-Revolution days. Although some of the greatest battles of the Revolution such as Trenton and Princeton happened here, the state has not had mush positive press. Today, the state is New York City's dirty backyard full of industrial processing at one end, a seedy extension of Philadelphia in the south, and the Pine Barrens in another part of the state. It is home to the Sopranos though. Trapped by unfortunate circumatance, New Jersey hobbles on today.

The Joisy Devils are gonna take the cup!

by Not so super DJ Gennady February 19, 2003

new jersey

a shithole located next to Pennsylvania, New York, and Delaware. everyone here is an asshole. the entire state is New York City's bitch except for southwestern new jersey its Philly's bitch. Camden has the largest amount of ghetto per square inch in the world, counting africa.

Who is that guy over there with the slicked back hair acting like Tony Soprano?
Must be from New Jersey.

by PANTHERS May 13, 2005

Jersey

Used in reference to any person, action, or place pertaining to subpar expecations.

No man, I wouldn't hit that, that ho is Jersey.
Who cooked this trash, it's way Jersey.

by SKiz4life January 15, 2008

New Jersey

New Jersey girls aint' trash, trash gets picked up...

Oh man look at that pile of trash and smell that stink in the air... we must be in new jersey

by matt September 1, 2004

New Jersey

1. New York's dumpster
2. Leading mullet exporter since 1930
3. Home of Jon Bon Jovi.

"Those gangstas from da NYC aint seen nuffin yet. Stylin' mullets and methed up Bon Jovi fanatics... man, that's the real ghettoz. Ya heard me? New jersey!"

"He's a prick, he's obviously from Jersey."

by Goat Perversion December 17, 2003

New jersey

A place where people do nothing and claim that they are the greatest.

1. New Jersey kisses the asses of New York and Long Island.
2. Wow! I just realized how boring New Jersey is!

by NJ=gay May 3, 2004