Ape Iron

Ape Iron is a very overused and versatile term and as such has many definitions:

(a) The salacious sexual act of having an absurdly sharp metal item inserted into any lower orifice

(b)Incredibly hairy junk, when the bush engulfs the penis whilst it is hard as iron

(c) A very hairy flamboyantly gay Canadian iron worker, resembles Cro-Magnum
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(d) also very hairy Rons

(e) A very hardworking hippie that works in the Albertan Oil Sands

Ex: Want to go hunt some fags down at the queer bar?

nah its a bunch of Bears and Apeirons( Ape-Rons)

Ex: I have trouble walking because of my experience with Ape Irons

by HapyCampr August 25, 2018

Non-Heme Iron

Iron which isn't as easily absorbed In the bloodstream as Heme Iron and is generally found in plant based foods such as lentils, nuts, seeds, beans, spinach and potatoes with skin. You may also find Non-Heme Iron in fortified breakfast cereals.

Non-Heme Iron doesn't absorb as easily as Heme Iron, so you're best off recieving your daily dose of Iron from meats (particularly red meat) if you're concerned with your daily Iron intake.

by UltimateDoge September 1, 2022

reduced iron

Iron FROM THE blood of CATTLE often added TO nonkosher food. Commonly known as pig metal.

THAT Bread has reduced iron in it.

by Votegreensavetheplanet October 27, 2021

Ironic Tik Toks

Basically trolls who make these tik tok videos.

i've seen ironic tik toks compilations all day, they won't stop appearing in my recommended.

by imliterallygod October 23, 2018

Ironic wolf

When someone lies about a danger and then when its really there... they ignore the warning and deal with the ramifications

everyone might cry

can be someone who doesnt know being too cautious , this is the ultimate Ironic wolf, that finally there is a real danger... and its not properly reacted to it

similar to look behind you, and there actually is something bad there...

Billy kept joking about there being a danger... Then when there really was one, no one listened to him

Barbara kept pointing out things she thought was of concern, but was wrong about it... this went on for awhile, and most who knew her, just ignored her, until one day she was right.

Ironic wolf

by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 28, 2018

Iron Booty

A butt that is very hard, of similarity to what a BBL is. If you have a BBL, you automatically have an iron booty

Summer Walker got that iron booty

by Fate Apocrypha September 5, 2025

Iron Twix

When oral sex is performed on someone with a penis and the giver of oral sex bites down into the penis while the sex is performed.

"Jesus dude that looks painful, what happened?"

"He gave me an Iron Twix and it hurts like hell."

by skevwo February 26, 2021