Iran

The beautiful mysterious safe country of hospitable Persians with a wide variety of cultures and climates and organic food located in middle east (southwest of asia).

This country is ultimatly against tyranny of the U.S around the world. because of this the U.S massmedia and the U.S politicans and the big idiot of the century (Trump) are spreading negative theories about Iran making tourists worried to go there and making Iran a very misterious country. Also the sanctions have made difficulties for living in Iran but also they has made Iran a very cheap country for tourists to travel because dollar has become expensive in Iran's currency.

I traveled to Iran and it was way better than I expected

by Lil mojo October 1, 2018

Ioanis

Plonker

Guy: that guy looks like a plonker...
Guy2: must be a Ioanis

by Imuckinhilar July 19, 2019

Iran

When you need to get out of Iraq.

Mark: "So tell me Muhummad how did you get out of Iraq?"
Muhummad: "Iran"

by James Erwin June 22, 2020

cast iron cow shit

(n.) slang for the frozen mud surrounding any vehicle parked on muddy areas and left to freeze in over winter.

It's stuck in this cast iron cow shit.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

waffle iron

A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl or guy from behind, while holding their face into a chain-link fence. You hold their face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown their mind.

When they remove their face from the fence, they will be left with waffle marks.

Richard wanted to break my face after he looked in the mirror and saw the Waffle Iron I gave him!

by Honesteven August 6, 2012

Waffle Iron

When smacking someone in the face or other vital body part with an extremely hot fryer basket. There by leaving a waffle iron shaped burn.

" Sally kept messing up orders so bad. I had to waffle iron that bitch."

by Catobugg July 6, 2012

khairul irfan

Khairul Irfan is a playboy, emotional and a noisy boy. He will do anything it takes to gather attention of other people. E.g. : crying, saying that his sad and more.

That kid resembles Khairul Irfan.

by psychotic human June 9, 2018