Minecraft Steve

Actually the biggest chad out there. He is two meters tall, can break trees with his bare hands, went to hell, came back in search for a hidden stronghold, then defeated a dragon from another dimension.

Also sometimes picks flowers.

“Yo, have you played Minecraft?”
“Yeah, of course. Here it is.”
“Why’s your skin the basic Steve skin?”
“Because he’s a chad.”
“Wow Minecraft Steve is so cool.”

by Vee the Fashion Enthusiast November 30, 2022

minecraft lovehunt

minecraft lovehunt, or MCLH, is a visual novel where you become trapped in minecraft with Dream, GeorgeNotFound, and Sapnap and develop relationships with them before defeating the ender dragon. each character within the game has three endings: Romantic, Platonic, and Bad. However, you can only unlock Dream's romantic and platonic endings after getting all of GNF and Sapnap's endings, and you can only unlock Dream's bad ending after completing all of his other endings. After completing Dream's bad ending, all of the game's data resets and you can replay the game as if you just got it. There is no R-rated imagery in the game, and only one use of shit, and, for a dating sim, its very tame.

"Hey man, have you ever heard of Minecraft Lovehunt?"
"no..."
"good, don't look it up."

by Allie Wonderland November 30, 2022

Minecraft

Hope in the form of a blocky video game. The only reason that society maintains their hopes and passions. So shines a good deed in a weary world

Its been a long day and I cant wait to go home and play minecraft.

by yatzeeman541 May 13, 2022

Minecraft

One of the worst fucking games I've ever played singleplayer, one of the best multiplayer. The variety of Minecraft is vast but it can sometimes me a shit show of a game that worsens my brain cancer ten fold everytime I play it alone, I'd rather have a orgy with Justin Bieber in a hot tub than attempt a single player survival world. Better yet, add massage oil and jerk mate into the mix, and give Justin a Botox for extra quality. Fuck Minecraft, I'm too busy playing plants vs zombies.

"Hey Derrek I just got Minecraft, how do I play it?"

"Fuck off I'm playing a better game"

by Hectic3613 May 15, 2022

Minecraft 1.9

Minecraft Update 1.9 was released on February 29, 2016, and is known as one of the most controversial updates.
This update is most commonly known for revamping the combat system, adding shields, attack cooldowns, tipped arrows, etc.

This update was controversial for the fact that it completely changed the combat system, thus forcing people who decided to keep the game updated to adapt to the new changes.

This update caused a lot of people to keep the game at 1.8 and previous versions to this day.

Despite the update being of decent quality with the revamped combat system being an improvement when looked at unbiased, this update caused the game to die for a couple of years, until it was revived in 2019.

Minecraft Forums
Alexkraft: Anybody else despise Minecraft 1.9? It sucks.
Km_201: I think it's an alright update
PETROCKILOV_: yeah its good
Moonn: it sucks so much wtf are you guys on lmao
Hank Schrader: Hello Guys
Everyone: Omg hank?!??!?!
Hank Schrader: Hello yes I am hank

by Umbrella Guy May 16, 2022

Minecraft

A game developed by the Swedish company Mojang. It now sits as the best selling game of all time. Also highly memed because of the mostly kid userbase. Very beloved to many because of the nearly limitless possibilities of the many block pallets.

Parents Friend: How did Timmy end up in the hospital? Parents: Oh, he played minecraft for 73 hours straight.

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

Minecraft

Something I would like to do with you

"Hey Thomas wanna play Minecraft?" "hell yeah!"

by anonymous May 25, 2022