French Revolution

A bloody revolution in france, during that time France is pretty screwed up (like other times but they *gasp* did something besides whining). The peasants found themselves in an unescapable system of economy which taxes denies even simple survival while noble use their hard earned cash to feast and do nothing except kill unhappy peasants. To add to the problems, the new king Louis and his wife Marie Antoinette were incompetant and this only added to the problems. The Catalyst was when Louis decided to call the 3 estates to form an assembly to help solve the dying french economy. Ironically, everyone pitched in the effort to create a more equal france. A series of killings, wars and such happened and eventually Louis was executed along with his wife. This was the event that will soon lead to the reign of terror, and napoleon. The latter being France's only moment of glory.

Thanks to the revolutions we triggered a series of events that brought our culture today

by derek June 9, 2005

French Bukkake

The act of vomitting on a female as she is performing oral sex on you.

Dude, he totally french bukkaked her when he was drunk last night.

by padrebear September 16, 2009

Frenching

Doing French Kiss to a person.

i'm frenching my girl!

by RamBB October 22, 2011

felcher

These days felcher has a more common meaning, the art of felching has come a long way since sucking cum out of a random asshole, it can now mean you're a bottom feeder of any type.

"Stop felching my beer you felch"
"Hey felcher" (Yelled out to bum collecting money at train station)
"Dont let felch felch off a felch" (Meaning double felching is a big no no)

by 2stylsh August 22, 2008

what the French

WHAT THE FRENCH.
Term invented in the underground Boston society.
usually used by anti-french people in a non-swearing atmosphere.
easy to use and relieves the anger against French people.

"What the French is going on in this place?"

"What the French am I supposed to do to get an A in accounting?"

by axoule January 26, 2009

french tea

A synonym for orange juice.

Nothing like some preservative-filled French Tea in the morning to wake you up.

by cactusman September 8, 2008

french

1. Freedom
2. Coming from France, a country in Western Europe that some Americans find it necessary to make up facts about ("duuuh..the french lose in every war the fight..huhuhuh") because they don't act inferior to the US.

"If you type in 'French Military Victories' in Google, it says "Did You mean 'French Military Defeats'?"
"Not really, it was just some guy that knew how to use Photoshop"

by nj April 27, 2003