Faded

This is the term used when you are to high to care. Usally this occurs after smoking a blunt or taking one to many bong hits. Also refered to as "Fainted"

Elijah: "Anthony are you all right man?"
Anthony "I have no idea whats going on"
Elijah: "Dude you faded"
Anthony: "Na man I'm fainting"
Elijah: Huh?

by Melvin Pickles-Worth May 15, 2007

Shit Faced

When a plumber snakes a live sewer line to clear a stoppage and is sprayed in the face with "solids" when removing the snake from the line.

Alternate Definition: Any situation in which "solid wastes" are placed on the face.

"I pulled this toilet to snake the flange and totally got shit faced afterwards. It's not my day today."

by JoePlumber April 13, 2010

Open Faced Sandwich

Sexual maneuver where the female is positioned in a split on the ground, pelvis facing skyward.

The male squats over her and defecates upon her vulva, creating an "open faced sandwich".

Damn, this girl wanted an Open Faced Sandwich on the first date? Marriage. Material.

by Me_Gusta October 1, 2010

Red Faced Cunt Pounder

An erect penis sporting rubberbands around the tip to create a more sensitive area for the male.

Get over here and slide on my red faced cunt pounder, bitch!

by micah! March 16, 2004

faded

God damn, im hella faded. Nor Cal for life!

"How the fuck'd I end up here?"

by My name? fuck that, give me your name! November 16, 2004

Cake-Faced

(Verb) "To Cake-Face" - The act of obtaning a picture of someone's face and having it printed on a cake for a party.

Tim is so popular, we just had to get him cake-faced for his suprise birthday party.

by PapaCita November 26, 2010

Triple faded

When you get high on THC, buzzed on nicotine, and get drunk all at the same time.

Jack: did you smoke weed, a cigarette, and have a shot just now?
James: yeah now I'm triple faded.

by frontgate April 19, 2018