eat bagels

Eating out someone's ass.

Yeah, I like to eat bagels sometimes.

by bageleater69 October 13, 2016

eat randy

When you eat food off another dude

I put some chow mein and donuts on Godsley and I knew I could just eat randy off him.

by Mcsparrow April 4, 2017

eat kids

When a woman sucks a mans dick and swallows the cum (kids)

“i would really like to eat kids, specifically your kids”

by eatbattyfam March 19, 2020

eating the lettuce

We you do so bad a game the it’s like you just a lettuce

Man Carlos is really eating the lettuce in that last game

by Unknownplayer October 26, 2020

Eating pussy

A really normal hobby that most people enjoy... They imagine the pussy like its Oreos to boost motivation.

Eating pussy

by quartz89 March 13, 2022

eat a dong

A term used to tell someone being a giant ass to f*ck off, however being a bit more creative. Typically what you would say to Kanye West if you had the chance to meet him.

KANYE:"I already told you, I am a God"
RESPONSE: "Eat a dong you piece of garbage.

by lifeless_derp July 12, 2016

bum eating

Bum Eating is a form of Autocannibalism believed to have originated in the west african region.

The act of bum eating consists of one or more people using a razor blade to cut skin and fatty tissue from their bottoms. This “bottom steak” is then layed out flat and spices and a mashed up combination of nuts and berries are added and then cooked over a small electric grill. Outside of others helping a person reach the right area during a mutual bum eating session, bum eaters cut and eat their own flesh.

This is NOT a common practice and is looked down upon in the local society and is considered an insult to call another person a bum eater.

Stay away from the docks at night, that place is full of dirty sailors that are into bum eating.

by WankDoctor December 14, 2014