Dick Sucking Duty

A role strictly limited to sucking dick.

Joe: Hey Bill are you still fucking that Sandy bitch?

Ed: No man she wanted a relationship so I had to demote her to Dick Sucking Duty.

by SCUBA STEVE 22 December 28, 2010

put my french bread in your dutch oven

Having oral sex.

Can i put my french bread in your dutch oven?

by Broski Jagerbombsman August 30, 2010

Dutch Pantry

The act of farting into a woman's vagina and the smelling it.

A stink nugget almost slipped out of Timmy's ass while he was performing the dutch pantry on Jamie.

by J. Con July 7, 2007

Dutch Car

Similar to a "Dutch Oven". Farting in a completely enclosed auto. It is essential that the offender have access to complete control of the windows and doors. Hop in your car with a friend, unload your methane cargo, and lock all windows and doors, giving your friend a "Dutch Car",

Went to Taco Bell over lunch, on our way to a 3:00 meeting, I gave Jimmy a Dutch Car. He wasn't too happy.

by Skip Leo February 6, 2009

Dutch Kitchen

The act of someone passing gas while another party is performing oral sex on them. The act can be done by either sex. Related to a Dutch Oven, but far more direct and a bit more vile.

She wouldn't shut up all during dinner, so later that night she was giving me head and I Dutch Kitchened her.

by SqueedlySpooch April 4, 2009

duty booty

Obligatory sex with your spouse or partner, even if you aren't in the mood.

Wanna know the secret to a long, happy marriage? The words "yes, dear" and duty booty at least once a week.

by gooroogirl April 22, 2009

Dutch Husband

A long, usually rectangular shaped body pillow. Usually used by placing it alongside a person's body while sleeping, so that one leg can be draped over the length of it.

1. That lady likes the feeling of being cuddled so much, she sleeps with two Dutch Husbands.
2. When the old gal was in the rack with a leg ache, she slept with a Dutch Husband, to get rid of the pain before morning.

by TigerRose October 20, 2010