tombstone for a dead dick

The massive belt buckle that drugstore cowboys or hicks wear.

Robyn- look at the size of that belt buckle.
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick

by Rat Dawg PhD March 13, 2016

I’m dead

A song by Duckwrth featuring Sabrina Claudio.

“Skull emoji nigga I’m dead ☠️“

by Poojaypls2000 August 18, 2018

deadbeat

usually describes a father who dosent pay his child support

also can describe a low class male , a broke male, cheap ass foodstamp collector, a inferior male

( cant get with no deadbeat ass )

by big boz February 25, 2005

Dead Baby Jokes

jokes funny to people who hate children

Mark:what gets smaller and smaller and redder and redder
Randy:what?
Mark: A baby brushing his hair with a potato pealer.

by imgoingtoeatyourbaby June 28, 2005

dead letter

a dead letter is a letter that has never been delivered because the person to whom it was written cannot be found, and it also cannot be returned to the person who wrote it

if u send a letter and the person dont get it and u dont get it back

by gashford April 9, 2004

Dead Meme

Dead Memes, unlike Dank Memes or even Normie Memes, are memes known to have been not used for many years by mainstream Dank Meme Culture. Often killed by Normies, these memes are at the bottom of the barrel. Think of it this way - Dank Meme ---> Mainstream Meme ---> Normie Meme ---> Dead Meme. Examples include trollface, Stuff Things Stuff, Clean All The Things, and Rage Comics.

Memer - Bro, check out this Dank Meme.
Normie - Nah dude, that meme sucks ass. Check out this meme.
Memer - What the fuck is that dead meme? You normie piece of shit.

by iBuyMountainDew March 12, 2018

don't get dead

An American curruption of the phrase "don't get killed".

Ofton used as a joke.

Radio Transmission:

Don't get dead, Jack

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 16, 2003