Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!
by your best idiot May 23, 2010
Get the i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you mug.What person A says to person B shortly after person A roundhouse kicks the shit out of person B. Comes from Chuck Norris.
Disclaimer: if you say this, you must loudly beg for mercy, as if you dont Chuck Norris will fall from the sky and use your legs as chopsticks.
Disclaimer: if you say this, you must loudly beg for mercy, as if you dont Chuck Norris will fall from the sky and use your legs as chopsticks.
*Bill roundhouse kicks Mike*
Mike: Ow!
Bill: "You Got Chuck'd"
*Pause*
Bill: Chuck Norris, I have erred in my judgement, please spare a humble pheasant in your all-seeing eye!
*Chuck Norris falls from sky, winks at Bill, and proceeds to impregnate every woman in a five mile radius simulaneously*
Mike: Ow!
Bill: "You Got Chuck'd"
*Pause*
Bill: Chuck Norris, I have erred in my judgement, please spare a humble pheasant in your all-seeing eye!
*Chuck Norris falls from sky, winks at Bill, and proceeds to impregnate every woman in a five mile radius simulaneously*
by [Undefined] May 10, 2006
Get the "You Got Chuck'd" mug.Derived from the world renowned YouTube video “it's So Cold In the D.”
Saying used to described uncomfortably cold situations when you feel as is if your face, hands and or balls may possibly off due to severely low temperatures.
A general feeling of one being cold.
Saying used to described uncomfortably cold situations when you feel as is if your face, hands and or balls may possibly off due to severely low temperatures.
A general feeling of one being cold.
Frisco: "Hey dude can I borrow a sweater for my walk home."
Jonny: "No man, I'll never get it back, quit being a pussy, it's only 45 degrees out there."
Frisco: "C'mon man, it's cold in the D"
Jonny: "No man, I'll never get it back, quit being a pussy, it's only 45 degrees out there."
Frisco: "C'mon man, it's cold in the D"
by IYASDGTFO December 29, 2012
Get the Cold In the D mug.When you've had a REALLY bad day and you go to sit down, but as you're in mid-sit, the chair rolls out from under you and you fall flat on your ass. Results: humiliation, injury, possible head trauma. Can also be used as a verbal description of anything exceptionally bad that has happened to you.
by Nina Williams July 24, 2008
Get the chair'd mug.An internal coup d'état that occurred in the United States of America on 6 January, 2001 that invalidated an accurate recount of the Florida votes in order to install the despotic dictator George W. Bush as president.
I'll always remember where I was for the Great American Coup d'État - I was sitting horrified in front of my TV screen.
by Antonio Battaglia June 16, 2008
Get the Great American Coup D'État mug.Pronounced C Dub'd or C Dubbed. From the German, CW.
To move ones body in a twisting motion, back and fourth, as to get your dick slapping both sides of your legs so you can get enough momentum to slap a girl in the face with your dick.
To move ones body in a twisting motion, back and fourth, as to get your dick slapping both sides of your legs so you can get enough momentum to slap a girl in the face with your dick.
Guys perspective - Before Allissa blew me last night, I CW'd her good and hard!
Womens's perspective - Jessica was hoping all weekend to get CW'd by Pablo, but Pablo was busy playing pool....:(
Womens's perspective - Jessica was hoping all weekend to get CW'd by Pablo, but Pablo was busy playing pool....:(
by Christopher James W September 14, 2006
Get the CW'd mug.Yo, I still can't believe Tom "Chris Brown'd" Stacy, she has cuts and bruises all over her face now.
by Walter2Shrooms2Acid February 23, 2009
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