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butt crotch

When a woman lies infront of a man, and her butt is nestled into his crotch. Also known as spooning.

Term is interchangeable aswell. Has many variations like crotch butt, butt crotching, crotch butting...
Suzie: I feel like cuddling...how about a bit of the ol' butt crotch?

Matthew: Yeah sure babe, but don't be surprised if I get a spoonicorn....
by ol'yellowbricks October 26, 2007
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Captain Clutch

Captain Clutch is the greatest vine editor in the world. He uses the power of sexyness and his toenails to create the best edits out there. 5k followers and counting
Dude #1: Dude did you see Captain Clutch's newest edit?

Dude #2: Yeah man it was so hot I jizzed
by DwyaneWade September 20, 2016
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Clutch Flush

When your toilet flushes itself after appearing to be clogged, coming through in the clutch.
I took a dump last night and tried to flush. The water level rose so I thought I was screwed, but I gave it a second and it clutch flushed.
by RPEarl June 1, 2010
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crotch-rocket

A crotch-rocket is a guy's rock-hard raging-boner.
My cadet roomie , Matt, keeps telling me to open my boy-hole when he wants to fuck me, and then to suck his crotch-rocket until he has a cumgasm, and make me lick the jizz off his dick afterward and swallow it!
by USAF Cadet November 2, 2020
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Double Clutch

While sitting on the toilet and having so much shit come out that you have to flush once for the poo and a second time for the toilet paper.
After eating Mongolian stir fry last night I had to double clutch this morning.
by Tan Can February 25, 2011
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Crotch Rocket

A sex move which involves a woman giving head while wearing a full face motorcycle helmet. The man ejaculates onto the womans face and laughs as he closes the clear face shield so the woman can not remove the semen from her face.
Step by Step instructions for performing the "Crotch Rocket"
1. Get a girl to wear a full face motorcycle helmet while giving you a blow job
2. Don't tell her when your going to finish
3. Finish in her mouth, she will push you out but try to get as much in and around her nose and eyes
4. Close the clear face shield
5. Watch and laugh as she tries to rub it out of her eyes but cant because the face shield is down
6. buy a new helmet because you just jizzed all over your own.
by poundtownhotrain August 18, 2010
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Crotch

(v. to crotch, p.p. crotched). The spiteful act of placing your bare genitals (male, female, or misc.) upon an inanimate object owned and used by an offending party. Also see Ass.
I am going to crotch Bob's stapler, hard.
by The Mad Haberdasher April 20, 2005
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