Cook up

The absolute best; Some times spoken of in terms of crack cocaine.

Sam: Did you see that movie 300 kid?
Bam: Hell yeah that shit was the cook up!

" A yo Jimmy got that cook up, Im gonna cop some of that!"

by Tony Chase March 3, 2008

Jonathan Cook

Jonathan Cook is the lead singer for the band Forever the Sickest Kids. Jonathan is most famous for hitting on anything with a vagina. JCook prefers underage girls though, and is currently linked to Disney Starlet Selena Gomez. Jonathan is a strong Republican and enjoys hunting ducks. Cook claims to be a devout Christian, but who really knows.

You will never believe who stuck their tongue down my throat at the show last night!

Who?

Jonathan Cook

by DemiLov March 17, 2009

Dan Cook

A douchebag who attempts to be funny by moving around alot and telling unfunny jokes we told each other in junior high.

That drunk guy is acting like such a Dan Cook.

by dman19 October 30, 2011

dane cook

funniest guy alive!!!

did u watch dane cook last night it was hularius

by Grant Olson April 19, 2008

Dane Cook

The white persons Dave Chapelle. he is a comedian that is uninhibited and makes such eccentric jokes that alot of people enjoy his show.

Dane Cook ,although a sucky version of Chapelle, who in my opinon isnt that funny just hi-strung and hyper, like a gerbil.

by Rudo January 5, 2006

Dane Cook'd

(DC'd for short)When you use a phrase from any of Dane Cook's stand ups that everyone knows, to make a situation funny, or to totally pwn a friend. Ex: Invite a friend to your house for dinner. Put any sticky substance on their fork/spoon to make then say, either out loud or subconsciously, "Why is this spoon so sticky?" And of course you reply with, "I just came" In turn they have been Dane Cook'd (or DC'd). But, it only works if the person you are doing it to knows Dane Cook, and this definition.

*Note: This can be done with any Dane Cook quote, in any situation you see fit.

-Guys, invite a chick into your home, then when you are both in say the following- "Welcome to the Jungle baby, you're gonna DIIIIEE!!! Nah I'm kidding, c'mon lets box!"

-Girls, if a guy is ever choking his chicken in front of you and whispers 'Do you like that?" Look at him with a serious face and say the fallowing- "No . . . Thanks for asking. I'm liking it less and less by the jerk even. I would rather get a dirty sanchez than continue to watch this."

Going to the drive through at Burger King and quoting the "Sweet and Sour sauce on my pussy" quote gets a lot of kicks, but only if the person knows Dane Cook, and has heard his harmful if swallowed stand up.

And the most suiting line to say afterwards would be, "Yeah, I just Dane Cook'd you, you glass bitch" Which in turn DC-ing them again.

by Messiah.XIII January 14, 2009

Cockblocked by Tim Cook

Just like cockblocked by steve jobs....only Tim Cook is the new CEO. When you are about to hit on somebody, only they pull out their ipod and plug in their headphones, blocking them from the outside world.

Jacob: Saw this girl on the train on the way to atlanta, was about to go hit on her but then she pulled out her ipod....

Chris: Damn son you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs.

Jacob: Nope....cockblocked by Tim Cook.

by Juhurty October 5, 2011