Cream Cheese Toaster

When you are titty fucking a lady and just before you nut you squish her supple breasts together to hide the tip of your wiener and let your semen squeeze out the top like cream cheese out of a toaster.

So my lady asked me for some titty titty bang bang last night and I gave her a Cream Cheese Toaster.

by acidonion August 31, 2016

Cream of Man Soup

A term used in the place of jizz. It is the mixture of semen and sperm that comes out of a man's penis.

*Guy getting head*
Guy: God I'm about to cum in your mouth
Girl: Fuck yes. Let me taste that Cream of Man Soup

by Brian Poontang June 8, 2014

eating cream

A shock site depiciing a guy eating something out of an ass.

Person: Google eating cream
Person 2:OMG, You perv

by SoMePeRs0n/guy, November 16, 2007

Nebraska Creamed Corn

The act of splooging cum onto another man's penis, and then proceeding to lick the semen off of the penis similar to the way one would eat a buttered corn on the cob.

My bro Liam hooked me up with a delicious meal last night: Nebraska Creamed Corn!

by Nigboys6893947 May 13, 2016

Cream Corn Pone

Cream corn mixed with corn pone.

Over the Thanksgiving holiday, Nate left several helpings of "Cream Corn Pone" in the toilet.

by El Exquisito November 25, 2016

fried ice cream

The exclusive perfume of Mexican gorditas.

When I smelled the aroma Fried Ice Cream wafting from the cantina, I knew Gorditas were near.

by vegasrew April 15, 2007

creamed my pants

Spermination in the pants, when seeing something glorious!

"....Is that Jessican Alba over there?"

"o wow! it is... i think i just creamed my pants..."

by Garbo Boyz April 27, 2006