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cock and bollocks

another way of describing something as amazing, in a slightly obscene manner
1. That titan toss was the cock and bollocks, relentless of the fact that she broke her neck against the wall.

2. Even though it hurts, that pink sock is the cock and bollocks
by laarx December 14, 2009
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Cock Salute

Whilst standing at attention, instead of raising your straightened hand to your eyebrow, or tip of you hat, you lower it to the tip of your woman pleaser. A great way to show respect amongst other bros, or in the military, a way of disrespecting a female officer.
EX.1: LT Garcia got pretty pissed when I gave her the cock salute this morning on the pier, damn bitch got me on extra duty now.

EX.2: As you approach Ron Jeremy, the only true way to show your respects is to render a cock salute, and carry on your day.
by seed323 February 25, 2010
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cock enabler

the opposite of a cock blocker. this friend will do everything in his power to help you get laid. god bless him
someone always drills when sal is around, he is a true cock enabler
by the august infinity March 8, 2010
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cock-socket

a hole where a cock fits, to be fucked
hey bitch, show me your cock-socket
by hatepoll September 3, 2010
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cock guzzler

The art of being able to shove and swallow whole cocks (cockerels) within a short time
"Look at that elephant god... He swallowing all those cocks at once... He must be one of those cock guzzlers I told you about"
by curry cums out of my jab end February 24, 2015
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COCK AND BALL TOUTURE 2 COCK BOOGALO

COCK AND BALL TOUTURE IS BACK BABY AND ITS COMING FOR URBAN DICTIONARY
COCK AND BALL TOUTURE 2 COCK BOOGALO IS SO COOL
by Sans car April 15, 2020
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Cock Music

1. a genre of music characterized by mixing several genres in one song, often in sections, and the use of non-musical sounds (clanging, beeping, whirring, non-harmonic synths, etc.); noise music

2. music for sexy people

cock music is a genre popularized by the global pop group NCT. the phrase "cock music" was originally used as an insult meant to offend fans, but it was quickly turned into a quirky and beloved name for NCT's revolutionary genre. now, cock music has become an increasingly popular among several artists and fandoms, even among those who initially spoke poorly of it.
"we want kai cock music. kai noise music. i want his solo album to wreck my fucking ears from all the sirens and bed squeaks"

"Only intellectually superior people know cock music is immaculate"
by NickHatesYou September 13, 2020
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