chocolate eclair

when your chick is giving you a bj and you cum in her mouth then quickly turn around and shit in her mouth resembling what she would look like if she had just eaten a chocolate eclair

Adam: Yo dean dude, what did you do last night
Dean: Nothing really, I just gave Heather a chocolate eclair
Adam:wow your a sick fuck

by nickdc323 October 10, 2005

Chocolate Swirl

When a Male Or Female takes a huge dump on his or her partners chest in a spiral like motion

Shaun- I Had to go to the bathroom so bad so i got my gal and gave her a Chocolate Swirl
Brian- KILLER DUDE

by Omar Miranda December 13, 2008

Chocolate Rorschach

Pronounced (Chalk-O-lut Roar-shock) (noun) After unloading any consistency of bowel movement, do not wipe--this will destroy your results. You take your "artwork" to a close friend, bend over, spread your cheeks and ask your friend what they see. This is similar to the Rorschach inkblot test developed as a method of psychological evaluation.

Alternate definition: The results when someone with loose stools does not wipe and sits bare-assed on any flat surface, it's usually part of a practical joke, but can be done be as an accident by the incontinent.

Hey Brice, now that you've examined my CHOCOLATE RORSCHACH, I'd like to gauge your reaction...it will provide a window into your personality characteristics and emotional functioning.

Hey Ryan, thanks for the spicy bar-b-que...oh, and by the way, I just left a CHOCOLATE RORSCHACH on your toilet lid.

God damn, Uncle Mark needs to put his diaper back on, he just left a CHOCOLATE RORSCHACH in my driver's seat.

by Zelch58 May 23, 2006

chocolate voice

a voice that is smooth, deep, sexy and alluring.

Alan Rickman's chocolate voice is such a panty-dropper

by queen of ontd July 19, 2010

Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water

The third album by Limp Bizkit. Contains singles such as Rollin' and Take A Look Around.

You heard Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water? Wes Borland's riffs are amazing.

by AcrimonicAurax July 16, 2020

chocolate velcro

The usaually kinky,curly,velcro-like pubic hair of a colored womans vagina.

it sticks to you ;like velcro. Would you like some chocolate velcro with your weiner?

by Steven KingII September 25, 2006

Brooklyn Chocolate Covered Cherries

When a woman successfully climaxes from 37 minutes of oral sex, then pulls out her tampon allowing a flow of menstrual blood to cover her boyfriends face, then defecates all over him, then demands he take out the trash.

I thought I was getting a make-up sex treat, but instead my girlfriend slipped me Brooklyn Chocolate Covered Cherries.

by Labia Lounge December 23, 2008