carp

the special childen who are forced to live in big emptty rooms covered in carpet so they dont fall and hurt them selves hense the word "CARP" short for carpet, These childen face a lack of social knowlegde and face a slight case of mental retardation

timmy is such the carp

by big bird on campus September 14, 2007

Red Carpet

when A womans pubic hair is styled in a Brazillian, but has had the rather embarrasing mishap of starting her period.
therefore, her pubic hair is stained red, giving the illusion of a "Red Carpet"

James:So, you get anywhere with megan last night?
Jamie:Nearly, but i took off her thong and she had a red carpet!it was so gross
James:Aw man,tough break.my girlfriend never has that problem
Jamie:its ok,i dumped her for sarah.she shaves.
JAmes:Nice.

by Carlita The Ninja Albanian. January 14, 2008

Carpet

n. slut, whore, person that puts out
see: shag carpet

That girl is dressed like such a carpet.

by TracyL January 18, 2007

Carpenter

One who uses "tools". One who uses people for their own benefit. A manipulator of toolish people.

Those guys are all such carpenters because the only reason their nice and friendly to Eikoo is so they can party at her house.

by Mathais D January 16, 2009

Carpe Noctem

Latin for 'Seize the day'.

It is a pun off of Carpe Diem. Which is a Latin expression, meaning 'Seize the day'.

It was also a name of a goth magazine that ran in the 1990s. And also a dutch filmclub.

Guy 1: Hey, shouldn't you be sleeping?

Guy 2: Carpe Noctem, man. I will when I level up my guy.

by xMaGiCx July 20, 2006

carpipulary vasticles

Small passageways that function as a teleportational device for festive brain matter absorbed by the re-occurance of sponge-like behavior.

I think that last damaged my carpipulary vasticles causing me to slip a foot off of the rail.

by Tony Welch August 27, 2003

carpaski

kar-pa-skii, the

Developer you can always blame for major portage faults.

<ciaranm> wtf, portage just unmerged itself!

or

<seemant> carpaski, portage just unmerged baselayout!

or

<weeve> omg, portage just ate all my pizza!!

by bazik December 28, 2003