cankerworm

A fucking dick you dumbass.

Oh my god! That girl has a cankerworm!

by None of your fuckin buisnuess May 16, 2007

cancer paper

A cigarette.

John is trying to quit his bad habit of smoking cancer paper.

by m November 13, 2003

canker-bloom

A dry bit of snot hanging down from someone's nose. You know the thing, you just can't take your eyes off it and you know you should tell the offender, but you can't.

Oh yuck! He's got a canker-bloom. Tell him he needs to blow his nose.

by Chris Virtue July 25, 2006

eye cancer

somebody has taken a very colorful shirt on, maybe ugly. its a pain in the eye.

oh my god, your shirt is like eye cancer.

by thewiththe March 30, 2010

Cancer

A disease you dumb fuck boi

You give me brain cancer when you speak pls kys you dumb fuck. Why are you still reading this. Do you have anything better to do with your life.maybe not. You give me epilepsy. Please kys. You have no life.stop reading this. You are a dick bag . Stop just STOP. Go get anal raped. If you don't stop reading this.................(gunshot)rip cancer taken control of his brain cells and made him shoot him self you could have stoped it

by Pourpodse June 28, 2017

skin cancer

?having a lot of moles,

?breaking out with green & black on skin from nickel jewelry,
?when you quit smoking marijuanna with your bros,

?sun burn as soon as you walk in day light,

?skin severely hurting and feeling too tight,

?blood feeling poisoned,

?skin irritated and hurting, ?
?body stiffness,

?break outs from your razor (hey you didn't know it had nickel in it for the past 10 years you have been shaving yourself (hey no wonder you never had smooth skin after each shave, had ended up with purple, blue and black where it was bleeding over again)),

?a lot of moles on your body that are pretty big and puffy and some changing , darker colors even white, changing wierd shapes

?in the moles that you cut off okay that are turning white and you think ''thank god I have been living like an albino".. praying there is no melanoma in your blood!

?yes

I was afraid of getting skin cancer so I started living albino style, sure enough my skin was super puffy from my razor, my moles changed colors and shapes and now I hope I don't have melanoma!

A girl went tanning and got skin cancer.

Just because my mole is white does not mean I have skin cancer.

by Airabeara February 20, 2011

Cape Canaveral

(v) Flatulence conducted into an upholstered cushion followed by a swift exit of the flatulator to another room; thus giving a gas contrail resembling a rocket being launched from Cape Canaveral, Florida.

Jack and Diane are sitting on their loveseat when Diane suddenly heads for the bathroom.

Jack: "...are you ok?"
*Door Slams*
Diane: (grunting) "Yep, we're good."

Jack begins to smell what Diane dittied all over the place. As he looked towards the bathroom in disgust, he noticed paint peeling off the walls on the way to the bathroom.

Jack: "Damn it Diane, You Cape Canaveraled me again. Now I have to put stainless steel on the walls."

by cjax January 20, 2013