Double Barrel

To ejaculate on the receiver's face, getting cum in both eyes (by purpose or accident)

"I'm definitely not getting a call-back after that double barrel."

by asurrealmeemurr September 7, 2016

double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.

Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.

by HandleBroom July 31, 2016

binky barred

Binky barred is a word to describe someone getting hit in the head with a crowbar

Man that guy just got Binky barred.

by Chrisserna68 May 15, 2016

urban barrel

1) When a group of 3 or more people stand in a line holding their hands out in front of them with a slight curve and yell, "Urban Barrel!" One or more people will then run under the groups hands pretending to surf in the imaginary wave. Sometimes the group may decide to collapse their arms imitating a close out wave.

Brah, get pitted in this urban barrel, brah!

by cars-guy February 1, 2017

Penis Barrel

A severe medical condition that causes an enlarged prostate, normally linked to being either to horny, or the over usage f your timber.

Timmy won't be at school today because he was up to late and got a penis barrel.

by Jamaican funk February 26, 2017

Double Barrel

When you fuck up in a completely and easily avoidable manner

"The patient was injured severely in a chainsaw juggling competition, he really double barreled it this time"

by BigOleDirtyDirty August 1, 2017

rusty barrel

A cougar that hasn't found a man in a while

Oh she a rusty barrel

by Rusty_Barrel October 16, 2017