Blaqk Audio

A shitty fucking band started by vocalist Davey Havok and guitarist Jade Puget of AFI. Possibly the gayest music type in the world. Just another way for Davey to become more of a girl as he becomes more distant from his hardcore punk days.

Person1: "Have you listened to Blaqk Audio?"
Person2: "Yeah, WTF is this shit and Davey looks like an ugly girl."
Person1: *Defecates on new Blaqk Audio album*

by KC715 April 2, 2008

Audrey

A beautiful girl who doesn't say no and has the biggest heart there is and only care about the one she loves.

I have a new girlfriend Audrey.

by Djg April 6, 2017

Audi 5000

slang for saying peace

We audi 5000 yo

by Ptess April 1, 2003

audio bitch slapper

annoying caller tunes which discourage random callers from leaving voice messages that eat up valuable time, or cellular minutes, retrieving them.

Caller: Uh! I hung up bc your caller tune is so long and annoying!

Reply: I know, its my audio bitch slapper so i can cut down on time spent retrieving voicemail, now only determined callers leave messages. I wish people whould just text their messages!

by tenzen January 2, 2009

audible lock fail

when someone walks in on your bathroom stall in the middle of your audible pee stream because they were only paying attention to the position of the door lock and not the sounds indicating whether there might actually be someone in the stall.

oh, sorry, you didn't lock the door.

dude, audible lock fail! are you f**ing deaf? i'm peeing balls in here!

by tommypjr February 22, 2011

audiobook

A verbal form of a book, often with someone narrating the story. Often listened to while lying in bed or driving.

The man listened to the audiobook "Gone with the Wind" while driving to San Francisco>

by The straight A man November 30, 2015

audarius

A ugly kid but has talent has a big sex drive and a big penis

Audarius is cool I want Audarius

by Audarius January 27, 2017