Ass Eater 

Someone who craves the ass, licking and kissing the anal, a lot of tongue is involved. They would much rather have a piece of ass than a piece of cake.

Crystal Lewis is a binge ass eater, she claims to not be hungry, but once Analucia enters with that fat ass, Crystal dives for a tasting.

Ass Eater by Hunteryum June 15, 2015

Ass eating season

Ass eating season is right around the same time as firework season, which just so happens to be 365 days of the year

Hey bro, when is ass eating season? 365 days of the year brother

Ass eating season by Ass eater DC69 February 2, 2019

ass napkin

a napkin that is placed in the ass throughout the course of a a day in order to decrease the chances of itching.

*Thanks to a caller on Howard Stern

Good thing I've had that ass napkin in all day, I almost streamlined!

Hey Brutus, gimme one of your ass napkins cuz I have a killer itch!

ass napkin by Brutus Roengardener November 24, 2007

ass n titties 

Lyrics to DJ Assault's Hit Song

Ass n Titties, Ass n Titties, Ass Ass, Titties Titties, Ass n Titties

ass n titties by John Lefoot July 28, 2006

ass sandwich 

A sandwich, made of ass and poo. From a Jack Chick parody strip.

This is an ASS SANDWICH. It is made of ASS and POO.

ass sandwich by Jethro December 6, 2003

Ass Antlers 

A version of the Tramp Stamp tattoo, often a "tribal" design (ironically, worn mostly by white suburban club girls) positioned at the center of the lower back just above the "hipster" panty line, usually forming an "ass arrow" pointing toward the butthole and graphically implying the woman desires anal sex and will rejoice when you follow the sign and enter through the backdoor.

"Her Ass Antlers were so hot, and so was the faux protest and squeal when I followed instructions and buried my fresh breadstick deep in her hot chocolate fondue."

"With my crazy anal fetish, one look at her ass antlers and I knew she was the girl for me"

Ass Antlers by Verbatim 1144 December 10, 2009

ass critter 

1. One who lives in the anal cavity of another individual. These organisms never leave the host's anus, as they obtain their nutrients from their habitat.
2.An annoying animal or person.

I can't get rid of my god damn ass critters!

ass critter by CJAH April 21, 2004