Evan Grossman

The piece of gum that sticks to your shoe

"FUCK I stepped in an Evan Grossman"

by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018

Evan

Deformed piece of shit

“Evan you’re so selfish and deformed. Fuck off.”

by AnonymousTaliTali July 4, 2020

Evan

Evan is a nice, cool, sexy guy. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him. Evan usually has the most sex in a group of friends because of his huge dick

Damn That Evan is so sexy

by Eatthisguysdick October 22, 2019

Evan Oiled Up

The man with the biggest GYAT covered in oil.

Timmy: Did you see "Evan Oiled Up"?
Ken: I'd love to see "Evan Oiled Up"!

by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024

Evan

Literally one of the best people ever. He’s funny and handsome and can blow you away with his beautiful laugh. If you ever meet an Evan keep him.

Evan: oh hi
Anyone ever: *stares in amazement*

by thats poggers man April 21, 2022

evan cig syndrome

evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows

oh i think i had to many cigs man oh i think i have evan cig syndrome

by stopthecrips December 7, 2023

Evan

Great friend. Even better boyfriend, He thinks he is dumb but really has potential. Is great at basketball and football. Good kisser. Gives the best hugs in the world. If you become friends with an Evan, they might tell you their darkest secrets. They most likely have a messed up home life but they know how to persevere. If you find an Evan, cherish your time with him.

Who's your boyfriend?
You wouldn't know him but he's an Evan

by NotQueer( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖) February 12, 2020