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Window of Slopportunity 

The drunk window of time when your standards diminish and you will fuck anything that walks until the moment you pass out.
Greg's window of slopportunity is rapidly closing.

Windowledging 

The act of waiting for a romantic interests current relationship to end before making a move.
Do you like Helen? Yeah, I am windowledging because she is currently seeing Jeff.
Windowledging by D42V January 30, 2018

Window Painting 

One of meager mental capacity slapping their erect or flaccid penis against a clear pane of glass. Usually in a public setting to indicate either unparalleled elation or uncontrolled anxiety
Oh shit, is that Picasso? He window painting like a savage!

window paste 

A delectable, delish, and chewy food that’s is good for every meal hot or cold
How can’t wait to eat some of that good window paste my mom gave me
window paste by Snowy slope February 22, 2019

Windowlicker 

Military jargon. Refers to personnel assigned to look out a HMMWV window, scanning for threats.
Example: "Each HMMWV crew consists of a driver, a truck commander (TC), a turret gunner, and two windowlickers in the back."
Windowlicker by Bamboonga May 22, 2020