s2f wank

"Start to finish" wank - when you wank quickly without stopping - from flaccid right up to ejaculation

Just had an s2f wank - didn't even pause for breath

by Jared Pollock November 29, 2011

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Car Wank

Masturbating in a car by yourself

Becs - You'll never guess what seen on the bus today?

John - What??

Becs - I looked out the window and some dude was masturbating in his car!!

John - Was he alone?

Becs - Yeah, he was totally having a car wank!!

John - Jeeze Becs!!!

by henryhill1223 January 20, 2012

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Black Wank

A relatively new and lesser known sexual act of which the details are still vague, rumour has it that it involves a blindfold, a pair of lederhosen a big black guy named leroy and a jamaican jerk flavour pot-noodle. (although sticky rib flavour has been known to have been substituted)

"here joppers you gonna eat that pot noodle or you going for a black wank?" wank noodle

by queedledwarf March 5, 2013

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Post-Wank Blues

The intense feeling of shame and loneliness one feels after a hefty wanking session. Tends to be at its worst if the act has been committed in the middle of the day on a weekday, when how pathetic your life is really hits you.

Jeff: Yhhh man i had a serious case of the post-wank blues yesterday, it dawned on me that i should have a job and not be wanking over midget porn

Steve: I know your pain man

by The monkeymon August 25, 2013

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ski wank

When a female is in between two males and is masterbating both at the same time.

John and ciaran where lying on the bed and stephanie came in drunk and sat between them. She tells them to pull their trousers down then starts masterbating both at the same time. Aka ski wank

by John David Thompson September 12, 2013

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