Water

The element that we all need to survive. It is one of the most important substance known to mankind which can sustain lives. Freezes at 0 degree celsius and boils at 100 degree celsius. It is used for drinking, showering, farming, transport etc. Also tastes the best when drank at 3am.

Damn lemme get that sip of water

by bored hong kong student August 15, 2021

Water the tomatoes

When a man's penis is so short that when he pees he pisses on his balls

Son of a bitch! My dick is so shriveled up from the cold weather that it made me water the tomatoes.

by Breadfan4life October 14, 2021

Wakers Coffee

Wakers Coffee is an E-Commerce driven coffee company that promotes the inspirational slogan "WAKE UP HAPPY!" on their instant, French-roast "Wakers HAPPY Coffee" bags, which also contain twelve superfoods per 8 oz cup of coffee.

Wakers Coffee is smooth, delicious, affordable, and offers free shipping. There's also an option to save fifteen dollars every month with their efficient, customer focused smart ship program.

by brotherrighteous May 3, 2022

Water Jacking

Using a shower head to spray your genitals until you orgasm.

“Dude, my girlfriend was definitely Water Jacking in the shower last night, She spent like an hour in there!”

by WagonMann September 11, 2022

wagery

Wagery (Wage + Slavery) is the act of slaving away for a wage (usually a corporate office job) instead of running your own business.

Wojak has been stuck in a system of wagery for years

by WojakTheWageSlave January 5, 2023

Water Puppies

A person who has a severe love interest to DerpXndy and Snowy

Person: I am going to have a talk with Water Puppies about his serious relationship with Derp.

by sexylabrador April 6, 2023

water

You can use this instead of milk because your dad left you bitch

Person 1: yo dude look at this cereal with water!
Person 2: man u alright?
Person 1: no, my daddy left me when i was 6 because he needed to get milk
I miss my daddy so much!

by Dicksucker1000 October 25, 2023