Jerk towel

An unwashed towel used to clean off jizz from your penis and/or bedsheets.

Aww shieet! I jizzed everywhere! Good thing I have my Jerk towel.

by Moar semen May 15, 2016

Scat tower

The penis of a gay man. A Homo-erectus.

I was in Brighton, excavating a particularly succulent seam of marmite. I employed my scat tower as the only reasonable tool for the job.

by Poo Olympics Gold Medal Winner October 23, 2016

Golden Towers

Tall Russian twin hookers that urinate on Donald Trump

Did you see those Golden Towers? I hear they are Ivanka Trump's cousins.

by Far East Texas Tamale January 11, 2017

Weed Towel

A towel used primarily to cover the bottom crack underneath a door in order to block the smell of marijuana from escaping the room. These are often found in college dormitories as students try to hide their illegal habit from their RA (or GRT), or respective authorities.

Felipe: Yo where is the weed towel. I'm trynna smoke.

by mensismans January 22, 2017

cow towel

When a black towel is spotted due to an excess amount of cum.

Friend 1: Man, I went into Bill's bathroom and his cow towel was INSANE!
Friend 2: What's that?
Friend 1: A cum stained towel

by Jaggerz February 25, 2017

flesh tower

something you give to your loved one in bed, *wink wink*

"Wanna see my flesh tower?"

by Bloogasaucemccakemaster June 1, 2017

Tatted Tower

A Tatted Tower is a massive size building (In Ark Survival Evolved) capable of storing at least 10 gigas 20 rexs 50 wyverns comfortably, also equipped with a large storage level. Undefendable by normal means but great for PvE and single player game modes.

Grab the gigas from the Tatted Tower, we are going to raid!

by Reddhawk September 13, 2017