Time Machine

A virtual machine that is used to calculate time that advances Science exponentially.

They used a time machine to figure out the location of the nebula

by TimeDoc November 21, 2014

Time-sucker

Endless hours of useless and boring corporate meetings, called just for the sake of having meetings so the organizers can report to upper management that they called meetings. Rarely are refreshments provided, and the material could best and more efficiently be disseminated through email to employees.

Great - another Monday morning time-sucker.

by KImCobain March 5, 2015

timebait

The act of not responding to an invitation, (usually via text) until the last possible moment in order to see if the individual invited other people as well.

Greg ended up with two dates last night because the first girl timebaited the shit out of him and he was desperate.

by lucky not good September 15, 2016

Time

1. A tool you can put on the wall
2. Something you can wear on your wrist

3. A ruler to measure the day

Fun fact: The future doesn't exist; This is true because once you're in the future, it'll just be the present

Person 1: Come on guys, stop mucking around. We only have five minutes untill our show's on.
Person 2: That's not enough time!
A fucking clock: reeeEEEEEEEEEH

by Joke Meanings March 20, 2019

Time After Time

An 80s song made by Cyndi Lauper released in 1983 has a good...no. Sexy baseline and is so deep it's deeper than a blue whale singing. Much better than Take on Me by A-Ha

Chorus:
If you're lost you can look and you will find me
Time after time
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting
Time after time
If you're lost, you can look and you will find me
Time after time
If you fall, I will catch you, I will be waiting
Time after time

by STOOPID FUCKTARDDDDD February 17, 2021

Time bonk

Waste of time. Time being wasted by chunks since once is enganged in an activity that takes a predetermined amount of time.

1: Have you played the mmo lost ark recently?

2: No I have tried to ignore the marketing infact that game is a time bonk, no coming back from that.

1: I undertstand life goals first.

by Okgra February 18, 2022

Time CDQ

The greatest song of all time. Juice WRLD was COOKING when he made that shit bruh no fucking kizzy. Shit better be coming soon word to googly.

"Yo bro, just listened to time cdq and i think i believe in god now."

by dpsoxi May 7, 2023