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Wife Privilege

Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.
Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that?

Hedges: Wife cut it.

Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!
by RobbieStJean May 29, 2021
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Wife

Did you see my new wife? Yeah my old dishwasher was better
by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022
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3rd place trophy wife

A woman, who would not necessarily be viewed as beautiful, but because of her husband's ability to secure a younger gal is seen by him as a great catch.
After he divorced his wife of 42 years, old Goldsmith got himself a 3rd Place Trophy Wife.
by Slamb Doctor May 7, 2018
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højbjerg's wife

A brum on Tottenham Twitter who is Pierre Emile Højbjerg's wife.
Oh look there's Pierre with his wife, højbjerg's wife!
by PJ4 March 28, 2021
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Wife

Wait, so... If you're wife thinks you're ugly.... Do that mean she thinks I'm hot? She does doesn't she? Ha! Hahaha!
Hym "I bet she does don't she? Your wife? Huh? Am I hot?"
by Hym Iam April 4, 2023
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Ex-wife hammer

Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling
I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car
by Gremlin14 May 18, 2024
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I Fucked Ironwoods Wife Lel UwU

*Derived from: Democracy Montage

Qrows bromance fights with Ironwood
I fucked Ironwoods Wife lel uwu. Qrow and Ironwood Porno.
by RubyRose_ April 14, 2023
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