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Goblin Rag

A snottery old hanky, dropped by a previously trapped Goblin, containing a chuck of slightly snottery amber
Shall we pick up the Goblin Rag?
At least wipe the snot off first.
by Tactical Hotdog February 12, 2021
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hopscotch goblin

a term bisexuals use against other problematic bi people
"person1" I hate lesbians'

'person2' girl you are a hopscotch goblin, always jumping from pussy dick dick pussy dick when even tho you lookin that . pick a side bitch your literally a f@g
by skreksdumpster_jck March 10, 2021
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Gooch goblins

by Splane750 March 22, 2021
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Scooter Goblin

A person or group of people who ride scooters in the local wallmart due to their crippling obesity and growl and spit in the landwhale goblin tongue while refusing to give the scooter to some one who actually needs it and they usually never give the scooter up willingly.
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For example a swarm of scooter goblins attacked the local supermarket while spitting and growling at the employees
by BigManBeef March 23, 2021
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toilet goblin

a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop
ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin
by bananabean 1957 April 26, 2021
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Slot Goblin

A slot WR that steals catches by getting mismatches due to dominant outside receivers.
"I always get angry when people say Julian Edelman is a slot goblin"
by PorkyDePuig May 12, 2021
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goblin

A rare tomfoolery term of excellence.

Used to Inflict permeant social anxiety and severe trust anxiety.
Gamer1 - “Guys help they're rushing Goblin now I need help!”

Gamer2 - “Whats goblin?!”

Gamer1 - “Goblin this dick! HA HA!”
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